Here comes
Christmas
Christmas
is coming
And I am
getting fat
Spending
all my money
On a load
of useless tat
Writing
loads of Christmas cards
For friends
I never see
And one`s I
met on holiday in 1983
We have to
watch the telly
Especially
the Queens Speech
And lots of
corny, old time films
The remote
is out of reach
We buy a
case of dirt cheap beer
and drink
some dodgy sherry
Some
snowballs and a sparkling wine
Should
really make us merry
A turkey
that could feed the world
Is deffo
what we need
We`re sick
of it by Boxing Day
But we must
sate our greed
So have a
jolly Christmas day
Lets hope
it wont be awful
do what
makes you feel real good
Just try to
make it lawful!
Merry
Christmas everyone!
copyright (c) Carol Ann Atkinson
20/12/2012